Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

Mental Crohn's

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's."

by bigmak93 September 12, 2015