Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
Get the If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpotmug. When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.
After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot
by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023
Get the Tijuana crockpotmug. When you pass gas in a vehicle while sitting on a heated seat, creating a slow cooking of the bomb that just dropped from ones colon.
Dude, what's that smell? Are you mobile crockpotting?
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
While driving down interstate 45 the passengers were all to aware the driver was performing a mobile crockpot.
by Slainte October 4, 2013
Get the Mobile Crockpotmug. Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.
Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
After dinner Christmas dinners.
Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
by Bruce Dollastor December 31, 2021
Get the Chonies in a Crockpotmug. When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
Get the Chili in a Crockpotmug. by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
Get the Chicken in the crockpotmug. The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
Get the California crockpotmug.