Facial Cramps

When your jaw and/or cheeks become sore or cramped. A common side effect of smiling way too much or performing prolonged cunninglus.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend for two hours and today I couldn't chew my breakfast. Worst facial cramps ever, feels like I was in the ring with Mike Tyson.
by SpiceRubbaDubba February 06, 2011
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Ket Cramps

Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
"Oh man, I've got the ket cramps bad."

"Stop taking ket everyday then you filthy scumbag."
by H.S. Willsy August 24, 2011
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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 09, 2009
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dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason
John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp
by Potato rapist March 02, 2014
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Period cramps

Mother nature being a bitch.
Pain mother nature I flicts on females for fun.
These period cramps are killing me!
by Eatingahotpocketrn June 09, 2018
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the cramp twins

Cartoon about brothers 2 twins Wayne and Lucien. Wayne is a total sugar junkie who will probably be a criminal when he grows up and Lucien is the downtroden bespecticaled one who loves nature and saving the environment.
by Dani.B May 14, 2005
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