Cowellitis

Some one who likes Simon Cowell to a creepy degree

Did you hear about Sarah she came down with a bad case of cowellitis

by Mr meatball September 13, 2023

Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy February 28, 2011

Simon Cowell

People I hate most!:

You!

Myself!

Simon FUCKING Cowell!

Comedic Genius: I HATE SIMON FUCKING COWELL.

Simon Cowell

by TheWhiteClone October 07, 2024

Simon Cowell

Ugly fucking cunt I hate more than myself

PEOPLE I DONT REALLY LIKE
YOU
MYSELF
SIMON FUCKING COWELL
I REALLY SIMON COWELL
THE TWA-

by CLEOELI December 06, 2021

Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.

A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.

by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021

Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 07, 2021