Country Bumpkin 

A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.

Farmer Harter is such a country bumpkin.

Country Bumpkin by isisj October 18, 2004

English Country Bumpkin 

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.

See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!

English Country Bumpkin by WillyLily December 23, 2011

country bumpkin 

When a man receives oral sex while moving his bowels in an outhouse

I gave billyjoe a country bumpkin in wisconsin.

country bumpkin by Jonah Weiss August 19, 2009

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie 

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.

"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

country bumpkin 

A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.

Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.

country bumpkin by M Jane Wagon June 20, 2008

country bumpkin 

The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.

Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin

country bumpkin by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

Country Bumpkin 

Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

Country Bumpkin by LCMari April 12, 2014