combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007

Comb-Over

An incredibly popular men's hairstyle that tells you everything you need to know about their personality, they're a douchebag

*Not to be confused with old-men-type comb-overs.*

Everyone seems to have comb-overs lately. Nazi Youth would be proud!

by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

Combing the Collie

What older ladies do to their overgrown greying pubic hair in readiness for sexual encounters.

Liz Jones spent some time Combing the Collie prior to hooking up with the Rock Star, having failed to be able to find a local waxing parlour, and not having had intercourse for three years

by Crystal_M August 15, 2010

Vadge Comb

A comb in which you comb your pubic area.

dude, did you see her using her vadge comb?

by heavenly_blues January 25, 2010

Lilly Combs

The coolest person EVER. Never by herself LOVES animals and the outdoors. Lilly is the person who will do things you never thought she would do but she'll only do those things with people she trusts. Lilly is the type of person everyone knows when she walks by people they say who was that sexy person. Can dance like a G6 she got swagger. intices everyone with that slight country accent. Pretty hazel/green eyes know the BEST fashion and whats up to date and whats not. resembles the beauty of a real lily. catches peoples eyes when she walks by with her tall slender body.

Guy1:Who was that sexy lady that just walked by?

Guy2: That was Lilly Combs the coolest and sexiest person alive!!

Guy1: Aww man I wish i was with her.

Guy2: Everyone does.

by lillywashere113 May 30, 2011

comb-buzzled

Confused and/or tired of thinking about stuff because one is too lazy

yes I am COMB-BUZZLED about this swhole thing, now I am going on lunch break.

by DFG April 23, 2003

Combing The Desert

The act of taking a very large comb and running it through the desert.

"We're following orders, he said to comb the desert, so we're combing the desert."

by Trauwyn June 4, 2005