D colon

D colon stands for an emoji
"D:"
It's usually used when a person wants to express their dissapointment or an unhappy astonichment.
No! we gotta dip the Yoshi! That's a D colon!
by SagiriHimoto May 30, 2022
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patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.
Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?
by gon-zales December 01, 2017
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Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.
Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.
by @assonance December 11, 2013
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Colon Cough

I have a bad case of the colon coughs
by Kat the Ripper March 20, 2018
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Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.
That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.
by DK sorta May 30, 2015
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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
by X4ndur August 10, 2006
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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
by ShospleColupis January 29, 2017
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