Cock Blocker

A male chastity device

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Big Busty Cock Blocker

Someone who has a dick and likes to block things with it.

That big busty cock blocker sure gets in the way.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Cock blocker

1. A guy who decides to get in the way of his best friends relationship with another girl that he's also intresed in.

Boy to girl he's dating: Wow emil is such a cock blocker! He would not leave us alone!!!

by Hippo lander March 23, 2009

Female cock blocker

A female friend who intentionally or unintentionally prevents a Lad from obtaining a rash bash!

Sam had a guaranteed rash bash untill his friend Hannah who's a complete female cock blocker ruined it!

by king rash bash December 30, 2011

cock blocker

A Guy/Girl Who Always Annoy's You While In The Process Of gettin With A Chick Or Gettin Her #

Dav Cock Blocks to much

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

cock blocker

A defensive kung fu move popularized by the late Bruce Lee.

'I fight with this one guy who use penis as main weapon. So, naturally, I find myself developing the move I now call COCK BLOCKER. Whyyyyyyyyy yah! Of course.'

by The Definition King August 19, 2007

Clock Blocked

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.

"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"

by Doberman112 March 1, 2010