Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.

Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."

by Clara.blond June 2, 2010

clementine

Any girl with dyed or multicolored hair like from the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Damn, that girls a clementine.

by The Probable Lock November 1, 2010

Clementine

Someone who is very clementine-ish and like to rub peoples pockets he likes to smoke cro and likes men. He tastes like a saw eagle enthusiast he has a Gangsta Bitch named Dan Rodriguez.

His soul belongs to a god like human named Alex Jasinski

Hi my names Faz but you can call me clementine

by Not Clementine July 5, 2011

Dirty Clementine

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.

"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "

by Daddymama September 18, 2021

clementine

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.

That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.

by Josh Wright January 12, 2005

Clementine

When, Late at night, the male in the relationship approaches his spouse not to be seen by her in any way, and while she watches her favorite late night sit-com on the love seat in her newly furnished living room, the male appears... very slowly from behind the couch, and when fully covering her body with his monsterous shadow, he pours a bag of sugar on her forehead and runs away faster than the man on the side of my gatorade bottle.

My Wife was startled by the massive Clementine i unleashed on her face when she was watching HOuse.

by FLincher?!?!?! May 20, 2006

Clementine Suicide

1.model on Suicidegirls.com.
2.scene queen.
3.one of the best dressed people on the internet, always wearing designer labels.

clementine suicide should be my baby's momma.

by scenescuzzy August 5, 2008