cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.

Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.

by slick nick July 16, 2014

Andrew Cleaver

To be uncultured as shit, not knowing of anything in the world

Yo dude you are so Andrew Cleaver

by I’m more cultured then andrew January 2, 2019

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)

Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!

by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013

cum cleaver

when the male or female cum on a cleaver and use it as a cum toy as they cut through there vigina/cock

emily used the cum cleaver on herself!

by the cum cleaver sleeper meeper August 11, 2025

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025