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hydronical chronical blizzunt

Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !
by jermdog May 7, 2005
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chronicles

Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.
"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."
by Zapsta March 7, 2009
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Chronilogical

How time seems to go by for the very young and for the elderly
Grandma's chronilogical sense is variable.
by jayjade October 1, 2020
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Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.
Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”
by Nigger hater 22 July 4, 2023
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Adderall Chronicles

Person 1: “Hey are you on adderall chronicles?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I love it! It’s the best Snapchat private story I’m on”
by vcvte August 2, 2022
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Zavier Chronicles

The events before the Great Zavier Wars (GZW) take place forming the empires and kingdoms that partake in them. Often plagued with the fog of war, bias, and false testimonies. Misunderstood by many, one day to be recollected by the Chosen Ones. Find the way. Find the light. Find. Zavier.
Remember the tales of old?
Tales?
Yes, the Zavier Chronicles.
by bootyhole brawler March 31, 2023
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Chronically Online

A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.

Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"

Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?

Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!

Person B: chronically online ass go outside
by Slay D. Cooche July 20, 2023
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