The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga April 25, 2007
a christian is someone who believes that jesus christ is the son of god and that he died for EVERYBODY'S sins. a REAL christian realizes that he/she is not perfect but tries to be more like jesus. a REAL christian wouldn't try to force their beliefs on others, so whoever thinks that obviously hasn't met a true christian. also, don't think that all christians are like george bush, cause i'm a christian and i'm not exactly a big fan of his....to say the least.
by Jimena January 17, 2008
an absolute madlad. christians are one of the best people ever. he is usually found playing games and will survive off of only goldfish and chocolate milk. however, this man is amazing. from his stunningly beautiful eyes to his one-of-a-kind humor, you will always want to stay with him more. christian is such an amiable, passionate, witty, funny, handsome, bright, and loyal friend. He's everything you could've wanted. He's an A+ guy and you're lucky if you have a christian in your life.
by gaymer.acsendation.3000. November 27, 2019
Someone who defines themself as Christian.
As an athiest, screw the stereotypes, go look up the facts. www.urbandictionary.com is not the place to answer your religious questions.
As an athiest, screw the stereotypes, go look up the facts. www.urbandictionary.com is not the place to answer your religious questions.
by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005
by Page master December 21, 2016
A sweet caring pearson who will always have your back and he/she will always tell the truth and love you forever and get all the boys/girls but they won't say they like her...
by That girl is wack February 25, 2017
The feeling and knowledge of having God with you at all times, having the knowledge that Jesus died for our sins. Knowing that you are a sinner, but not judging others sins. Knowing that you need God and Jesus in order to go to heaven. Knowing the truth, and not only knowing and believing but showing others that they need God and Jesus to or they will go to hell.
by Apple Sauce! <3 July 30, 2015