chotch ball

A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.

Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.

Don't go to Vegas on Memorial Day Weekend, it's full of chotch balls

by HandGrenade6969 April 20, 2010

Chotch Pounding

The act of having extremely rough vaginal intercourse.

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."

by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010

chotch bag

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.

David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!

by DPdaix June 21, 2007

Rotten Chotch

noun: a dirty, too much sexed vagina.
proper noun: a girl that engages in too much sex and showers very little, resulting in a stanky vaginal region.

Mary Schoppey has a rotten chotch.

by doyouwantmybodydoyouthinkimsexy October 16, 2004

chotch piece

a douche bag; asshole; idiot; morron; jackass on the field; etc...

- "You're a chotch piece..."
- "John Rally is a total chotch piece..."

by IIchutII November 16, 2005

iPhone Chotch

a person (often a bro (see "bro") who is pathetically in love with their iPhone, and uses it in every possible case.

Javier: does anyone have a lighter?
Curtis: yeah bro you can use my Zippo App lol on my iPhone lol
Javier: quit being an iPhone Chotch

by RodgerJohnson March 29, 2009

Chotch Bar

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.

Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.

by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009