Children

Things you throw threw the window, eat, and toast, you can also put it in the microwave!

“Man I really like throwing children threw the window”

by Your mom eating waffles October 29, 2019

Children

The people who go onto Urban Dictionary and make stupid fucking definitions.

Bet all of these Urban Dictionary definitions are from immature 13 year old children..... Stupid assholes.

by xxdeezxxxnutsxx November 30, 2015

children

another slang word for pubic hair.

Used when in a bathingsuit.I asked my friend, "Can you see my children" to make sure they are not sticking out.

by Mitch-ll June 26, 2007

not for children

Urban dictionary

The Urban dictionary is not for children.

by Don't look! March 4, 2014

Children

I eat them.

I eat them children

by Ugly ass hoez December 26, 2019

Children

The devils spawn

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

Children

What is known as a broken condom and a mom's pain

Fred: Why are so many broken condoms on our couch
Fredrika: Call our children by our names, dear

by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016