When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.
N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.
by Tablet July 1, 2008
Get the Greenland Grass Chewermug. Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.
Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.
by savmont June 3, 2020
Get the bubble gum chewermug. That girl was so good, she's a brilliant Chuff Chewer, you need to hook up with her asap, she won't disappoint!
by OopsyDaisy2010 March 3, 2011
Get the Chuff Chewermug. by tht1dbag October 13, 2020
Get the crown chewermug. Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day
by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025
Get the pack-a-day chewermug. A pen chewer is a fetish on the rise. Many young and troubled girls with boyfriend issues as well go through a pen chewer with phase. The fetish is closely related to that of the tentacle fetish. The idea of a pen turns them on so but they want to just bite it and let all the ink out. These victims of this fetish suffer from Snapchat disorder, actually classified as a phobia sufferers tend to get noticeably angry when people don’t snap back. A pen chewer is a fetish that shouldn’t really exist yet it does.
by notcarsondont@me June 6, 2019
Get the Pen Chewermug. Chris threw a cracker of a hof chewer through a window.
Gerry got his head split open by a hof chewer at the football
Gerry got his head split open by a hof chewer at the football
by Ralph Davidson May 22, 2023
Get the hof chewermug.