chalga

The sweetest cool new sound to take over Europe and than Amerika. It is a sleeping giant and the most clever music production companies are masively investing in this beat. Lyrics are simple but with a deep wisdom not easily available to grasp to the shalow brains. the more you listen the more you hear.
ohhhh tiger tiger
do you have some hard cash (not benjamins)
if you have hard cash you will have pretty ladies
no money all you can afford all grandmothers

the lyrics retrospectively very correctly predicted the raise and power of the asian tiger economies ( exmple china) establishment of the new capitalistic structures, the total rule of capital, devaluation of the dollar, and the correct assesment of female phycology. What more a song could deliver
by science April 07, 2005
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Chalga

CHALGA RULES!
To be tired og chalga is to be tired of life!
Chalga is poetry, chalga is extasy,chalga is way of life!
Hey hey, my hubby is a gay:
my heart is glowing,
when he is blowing
Meto from Fikulteto.
They love to fuck,
he likes to suck,
while I stand by
with my open pie.
My hubby is a prick,
he makes me sick,
with his love for boys
and sex toys
by METO OT INTERNETO April 09, 2005
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Very shitty music made by bulgarian low-intelligent musicians addicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by gipsies and retarded whores (most often blond). The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells... at all
(translation of a chalga lyr)
Oh bathroom, oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!
by Schneider301 May 06, 2016
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chalga

aeeeeeeeee i'll pay you pls,hahah you don't understand hah
by I've paid u April 11, 2005
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sensitive open minded lyrics sharing the inner most deepest feelings of lovers through traditional melodies as interpreted with a "Renaissance" spirit.
Azis would a wonderful singer of Chalga whose ability to convey emotion will make one of Bulgaria's best Members of Parliement
by Nikola S May 03, 2005
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The chalga music is compulsory to listen from embryo. The parents most take care of that, baby to hear chalga from the stomach, that to can develop better and that it can't have a brain injury in the future. If you listen chalga, you will be healthy and strong. The chalga is good for everyone. The chalga will save the world.
priority of that to listen Chalga: You will be beautiful. You will know how to dress up, and look perfekt. You will know how to amusement and you will be nut. You will think about murder and exchange of fire very rarely. And if you are a men, every woman who don't smoke Joint and stuff or use another narcotic will want you (of course if you don't want to give her). And if you are woman, every man (and some times woman) will want you, even if hi smoke Joint, Stuff or take a Coke.
by breakneck April 08, 2005
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Pure ambrosia for the soul. Lovely bulgarian music, unique in character, deeply rooted in traditional Bulgarian folklore. Highly recommended!
A carnivorous hyena enters the Bulgarian parliament,
Driven and motivated, she is let down by insidious senators.
by Bai Mangau April 07, 2005
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