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celebshitty

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Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous
that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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celebstitution

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In the game of beer pong, when a player leaves a game for more than one shot and another player comes in for their shots it is a celebstitution.
Josh and Drew are playing their friends at beer pong, Drew takes a leave of absence and Sully takes his celebrity shot and he keeps playing for Drew. This is known as a celebstitution.
by JermIndian007 December 31, 2009
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Caleb Aaron Schreur

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Caleb Aaron Schreur is just so handsome and perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart. He takes care of you and make you feel his love; CHERISH IT WHILE IT LAST. He is the most protective and loving young man. He's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his PERFECT, AMAZING weirdness. I miss that SO much about him. He'll do almost anything to make you smile or laugh! He's just hilarious! He'll tease you until you can't stand him anymore; but he could pretty much NEVER annoy me.

If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.
Girl 1: Hey, I know that Caleb Aaron Schreur likes you now, that you like him, and doesn't like me anymore...but PLEASE don't be dumb like me, I REALLY blew it. I was being too naive, thinking that I could just be friends with the guys around me, but DON'T because it ruined things for me...Just adore him. If you are going to go through with this, please PLEASE take my advice, Caleb Aaron Schreur is the most important person that could be in your life, at least, he was in mine. Treat him the way you feel...I didn't. He thought I didn't really care for him but, if only he knew how things were in my head...I thought he knew, but, I guess not...I'll love him forever, even if he doesn't feel the same for me...the hurt of loosing him will never truly go away no matter how hard I try. He is and always will be on my mind, forever...
by SatineKidman01 May 14, 2022
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Young Celebs

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Singers like Justin Beiber, Naked Brothers Band, Miley Cyrus, and other gay ass celebs that either sound like girls or gay or have hit puberty yet. Miley Cyrus is a zebra sounding idiot that sounds like shes about to gag
I said it all about young celebs and their lame music
by bri718 December 30, 2009
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that ad we get on urban dictionary that has that ugly cringy woman in the picture. but if you think about it it is true time really hasnt been giving a shit about these people
Oh my goones shes so fucking ugly
"well Time Has Not Been Kind To These Celebs"
by tecopux September 14, 2022
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caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore is an action performed alongside caleb jacoby that is sexual in nature. It involves the steamy sexual intercourse between a partner and and unwilling caleb jacoby, where caleb jacoby is vored, specifically anally vored.
"Hey Jay, how was the caleb jacoby hot sex anal vore last night?"
"Oh it was hot. Hes so warm inside me right now. Think I'll anal birth him later UwU".
by Vietnam Jeff November 28, 2021
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a stupid caleb

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-when someone is getting on your nerves and you want to call them an idiot.

-this has more meaning because of the fact that Caleb Bear was a soldier in world war 2, he ran toward the enemy with a spoon thinking it was a gun because that is how stupid he was!(and the war messed him up as well)

-this phrase can also be used when someone has done something idiotic, like putting a whole potato in the microwave with out putting wholes in it to make a backed potato than it blows up!
"you just pulled a stupid caleb!
*man tries to give a wet Willie to the light bulb socket and gets zapped*

that man is a stupid caleb!

use in a sentence:

Dude!You're a stupid caleb you know that?

"What a stupid caleb!"
by CheffxZilla February 15, 2009
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