"Hey, have you heard of the Carroll school." "yeah isn't that where all the sped kids that think their cool go"
by hubert.the.genius May 6, 2019

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

Sam Carroll, a regular of the 'selfie' phenomenon, lives partially at work and partially at the gym. His nature of frequent workouts and tribal tattoos has suggested that this character enjoys looking good at all times. His ability to 'shred' or 'rip' others is at a bare minimum, however he is almost a magnet to ferocious banter himself. Judging by his college input and his lazyness, this young man hates working at all costs; however his ability to try and hit the fashion scene has suggested to more recent scholars of the Sam Carroll, that actually his workload everywhere else is so poor only because he puts 200% of his effort in to looking sharp and clean shaven at ALL times.
James: Hey dude, did you see that guy coming out of the gym with that new jacket fashion look where they tie the strings together around their neck?
Jhonny: Yeah man, looked like a real Sam Carroll to me.
James: Word.
Jhonny: Yeah man, looked like a real Sam Carroll to me.
James: Word.
by jennywhatsthat? October 17, 2013

Very strong, sparked out a gorilla with one punch , pro cow tipper , drinks Pure snake blood , killed a green anaconda with only a tooth pic and runs ST Nicholas fc , dated lots of guy birds for example your mom and Kim k
by One way jc October 15, 2020

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

middle of nowhere , parties small af and same ppl every time, not always a bad thing tho, dining hall is called the rot and it makes sense the food is shitty, you either love it or hate it here
by racecardriver February 26, 2019

by Rio32LUFC March 3, 2019
