love canal 

a woman's vagina; slang for a woman's pussy

damn, Bob just stuck his wonder stick down mary's love canal

love canal by le dancing gir April 9, 2005

birth canal lottery 

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

birth canal lottery by mistrooth September 22, 2011

Nigglet Canal 

Its a term I heard while growing up in the ghetto (Compton, CA). It refers to the situation that is often common with black women having babies by large quantities and the euphemism implied to the vaginal canal and the slang term for black babies combined.

"That fat negra has a nigglet canal; she can't stop popin' them chilin' and boy does she collect that welfare check."

Nigglet Canal by Urielly August 27, 2009

grand canal

A female's reproductive organ.

See: Vagina

I drove the sub up the grand canal last night.

grand canal by aggieman May 19, 2006

far canal 

SFW way of saying "fucking hell"

Far canal, I can't believe you did that!!

far canal by zippit March 4, 2011

Earie Canal 

When two guys each take their dick and put it in each of one girls ears and then blowing their load causing the semen to meet in the middle or the stronger blast coming out the other

I heard you guys gave emily an earie canal

we sure did i think shes deaf in one ear now

Earie Canal by Captain butter biscuit April 6, 2010

trailer parkian water canal 

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

trailer parkian water canal by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008