gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016

Butt-Hurt Douche Bag

Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag

That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!

by wintiem September 21, 2010

Have your butt hurt

Misusing or get a wrong definition of a slang. The usual response to this phrase is "I thought it meant..."

Bob, have your butt hurt? I doubt you know what those slang words mean.

by TheEmprah April 5, 2010

butt hurt

you’re so salty, you get mad easily, and you can’t take a joke one bit!

Me: stop getting so butt hurt over this
Friend: I’m not

*fake laughs* because everyone is
*After* Friend: why would you say that you’re so mean?🌶

by geetotheE May 5, 2019

Butt hurt

The state of feeling irritated, possibly a little mad, distantly angry or sensitive towards someone who has pissed you off and has made you crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt is typically over something minor, and sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. Feeling butt hurt is common especially when feeling pissed off by someone, or a group of someone's that have done something, or have implied something that hurts or offends you..

Don't take it to the cheeks bro, grow and dick and quit being so butt hurt !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017

Butt-hurt

The state of feeling distantly annoyed and angry, bothered, insulted, possibly hurt, and chapped towards someone for something they implied, possibly rude, mean and/or insulting. Sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. It is typical that when feeling this way, you will feel distantly hurt by that person, you won't talk to that person, you'll ignore them for a certain amount of time, you'll avoid that person possibly and you'll crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt basically means you have let that person get the best of you and you just ain't got snot to say to them. Every situation is different but overall is the same result, you got your ass butt hurt ..

Grow a dick and quit being so butt-hurt !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017

Butt Hurt

An overly emotional response to a perceived insult

Mark T. needed some Butt Hurt brand ointment when we took an extra 5-10 minutes to play For Honor.

by Anthropology Sux! May 15, 2017