The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"
OR
Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"
OR
Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."
by Martin86 May 5, 2008
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2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.
2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.
1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.
2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.
Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.
2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.
Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.
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Get the Zesty Cheeto Burrito mug.1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.
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1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."
2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,
John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...
Bob: That's my mom, fucker!
John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!
Bob: Shut up!
John: Move out of your mom's basement!
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