Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

Bumwank

Absolute spanner. A term used in frustration towards someone who has pissed you off.

"Oi, bumwank, what did you do that for?"

by Fairly Talented Thespian January 30, 2008

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008