burrito baby

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

OR

Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."

by Martin86 May 5, 2008

Wreckless Burrito

1. A breakfast burrito gone rougue

2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.

1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.

2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.

Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.

by Gollywoggle October 26, 2011

American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla

my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!

by jmzizzle November 6, 2011

bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.

As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.

by weangel November 24, 2013

space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.

Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.

by hotsource November 2, 2014

niggerito buritto

an upgraded version of burrito.
very rare!!!

-wassup bro look what i got!
-no fucking wa-
-i know, i know.
-THE NIGGERITO BURITTO!!

by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.

I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese

by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017