Kobe Bryant

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED.........ball hog.

Shaq: "Pass the ball, Kobe!"

Kobe Bryant: "No, I got it."

Shaq: "That's it. I'm going to Miami."

by ProtectYaNeck September 21, 2005

Bryant University

"Where today's alcoholics are tomorrows CEOs"
"A Drinking school with a Busines problem"
"Bryant University: Say no to Sobriety"
"We pregame harder than you party"

this is where everyone knows how to party and party hard.
its where you come for a good time.

Dude this party is soo beat, lets go get trashed at Bryant University where they know how to party.

by Nate G February 10, 2006

sophie bryant

Sophie Bryant is a perfect specimen of the female type.

A: Look at that girl she's a 10/10
B: Holy shit it's a Sophie Bryant
A: Dammmmn

by PhenomG May 25, 2016

Kobe Bryant

The beastly leader of the Los Angeles Lakers. People say that hes a brat and he doesnt pass. This year he won his first NBA MVP title, and its about god damn time. He has been the best for a long time, and everyone knows it. People are just mad that he isnt on their team so they focus on off the court issues.

Look at Kobe Bryant that beast.

by laykerz nation August 18, 2008

kobe bryant

An athletically gifted, but terminally narcissistic, basketball player whose considerable assets are spoiled by his massive ego. Bryant has never been able to grasp the notion that the great players were made great by their ability to seperate themselves from the dynamics of team basketball, thus allowing them to naturally cultivate whatever abilities in turn immortalized them. Because of this colossal character flaw, Bryant will never help an NBA franchise experience the success of which a Bryant-helmed team would otherwise be capable.

Kobe Bryant just took the buzzer-shot, even though he was being triple teamed, and a polar bear was chewing the flesh off his right foot, and he was eighty-four feet away from the basket. Why didn't he pass the basketball to one of his four ridiculously unguarded teammates?

by MadSammyboy May 12, 2006

Bryant’s Ass

The ass that girls and guys a like want a taste of. One that is so immaculate the gods themselves come down to earth once a month for a nibble.

God damn I’m hungry and horny, if only Bryant’s Ass was here.

by Wsu student February 23, 2023

Brandon Bryant

a short, white, young male who is obsessed with fortnite though he is trash at it. He likes Al' Anisa Fox and he wishes to get into a relationship with her. His mom claims that he has a shrimp dick, he is very gay and enjoys watching gay porn with Paris ( a gay kid from his student home ) he enjoys orgies.

Brandon Bryant is such a DICK

by yourmomisafuckingguy February 8, 2019