Crappuccino 

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.

I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.

Crappuccino by Brizzneena September 25, 2023

Crappuccino 

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.

Crappuccino by schiniS February 3, 2024

Foamy Frappuccino 

The act ejaculating in a cup of Starbucks cappuccino and then having your sex partner drink it.

Guy 1: Dude, you know that White chick I've been talking to?
Guy 2: yeah man.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a foamy Frappuccino last night, and she drank the whole thing!
Guy 2: Oh word?!?!

Foamy Frappuccino by Tgeter14 September 16, 2016

Chicago Crappuccino

The sexual act involving two people in which: One individual diarrheas in the others mouth, and then pours a Frappuccino into it. Using the mouth as a cup, the victim has their throat closed to prevent entering the throat or swallowing. The assailant then stirs it around and one of the two drink it through oral contact.

Cashier: "um dude why do you have laxatives and a starbucks mocha frap?"

Chicagoan: "i'm gonna do the Chicago Crappuccino on my girl"

Cashier: "ohhh word"

Chicago Crappuccino by tekers May 2, 2026

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO 

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022