bramp

A word invented by Taryn Greer that has no meaning at all, but is just shouted randomly.

1.*Taryn Falls*

Taryn: BRAMP!

2. Rico: Hey Taryn, you failed that math test spectacularly.

Taryn: Bramp.

by therealtaryn October 1, 2007

brampton

A heavy, nasty fart that smells like death. The worst kind of fart there is, not just sound-wise but also produces a smell that requires a priest to get rid of. May also leave skid marks or be accompanied by a large crap.

Man, I have to go drop a brampton!

Did someone just squeeze out a brampton?

Fuck it stinks, did you drop a brampton?

Dude, did you inject a brampton into my car seats?

Shit bitch, I've been dropping bramptons all afternoon, somebody call a priest!

I was hoping it would be silent and nobody would notice, but it was a full brampton!

by Nigel_q December 21, 2007

brampire

When bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and classy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.

Dude have you seen cody?
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!

by neeshabroochil64 June 22, 2010

bramph

Ontario-Canada slang. The act of taking it easy, or not doing any physical labour, but in a way the is acceptably inconsequential and does not warrant a negative attitude or response.

What are you up to today bro? I'm just bramphin' over here.

by Jakey Hamiltron July 20, 2020

Brompton

An abnormally sized defecation. The size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. It is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your anus, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your rectum; OR, for the more adventurous at heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging rights--(b) a defecation that pokes it's head through the surface of your toilet water and stares right back at you.

Why my oh-my, my ass is on three sorts of fire; I must have dropped a Brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, I say, there's its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet water--it MUST be a Brompton! I shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!

by Mikhail the Karatemove Kid August 28, 2009

Bramsterdam

Between Broadway and Amsterdam!

Only applies on the UWS of NYC, or other places where Broadway and Amsterdam are parallel and right next to each other.

Not to be confused with Amsterway.

Q: Where's that restaurant we're looking for?
A: On 79th st. and Bramsterdam!

by yosyoncreek February 12, 2010

Bampton

A place in east Devon, England, known for its homosexual attitudes and population.

“Oi look at that boy over there!”
“He’s definitely from Bampton!”

by Ridubs February 27, 2020