when your driving along following a car in front and they randomly hit the brakes for no apparent reason, usually on a long stretch of empty road.
main proponents of crazy brake syndrome are old people and new drivers.
can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:
person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"
person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"
can be shortend to crazy brake in conversation:
person 1: "I followed a car down here, and the driver suddenly got a case of crazy brake"
person 2: "Idiots, need to learn how to drive"
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A compression release engine brake, frequently called a Jake brake or Jacobs brake, is an engine braking mechanism installed on some diesel engines. When activated, it opens exhaust valves in the cylinders, releasing the compressed air trapped in the cylinders, and slowing the vehicle.
Although Jake brake properly refers to the Jacobs brand of engine brakes, the term has become a genericized trademark and is often used to refer to engine brakes or compression release engine brakes in general, especially on large vehicles or heavy equipment.
They are often not allowed in to be used in towns as they create loud, clattering noises.
Although Jake brake properly refers to the Jacobs brand of engine brakes, the term has become a genericized trademark and is often used to refer to engine brakes or compression release engine brakes in general, especially on large vehicles or heavy equipment.
They are often not allowed in to be used in towns as they create loud, clattering noises.
I saw a semi get pulled over because he pulled his Jake Brake in city limits trying to slow the rig down in a slower speed zone.
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