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Sergio Ramos Brace

A brace usually refers to two goals in a soccer game, but a Sergio Ramos brace is when a player concusses the goalie with a casual elbow to the head and dislocates the shoulder of the star striker in the same game. Named after Sergio Ramos who did this to Karius and Mo Salah in the champion's league final.
It's a close game out there boys and Johnson is one hell of a striker, we need to take him out. Jimmy, dislocate his shoulder

and while you're at it, slip a casual elbow shot to the keeper's head. Jimmy, The Sergio Ramos Brace is your destiny.
by hearthyhandel June 21, 2018
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Bracelets

A code word/slang word for crack or rock. The most addictive form of cocaine.
B.J. - hey man I’m selling bracelets they come in packs of 10.

Brandon - oh ya let me get some of those bracelets that would be lit fam yuheard
by Tyrese Gibson April 18, 2019
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braces

Hitler's last Vengance weapon, codenamed Kindzahnfolterung or Child Teeth Torture. He sent Himmler, Head of the SS to an underground lab to design them. Then plans were shipped to America where spies got them patented. Hitler also designed pallet expanders and another, much worse device... Thankfully, American Troops stopped the production of this last torture....
Hitler: Ach! Himmler! Ve need to make a vengance veapon to kill ze children of ze Worlt. Or At Least hurt them...
Himmler: Brillant Mein Fuhere! We will call them braces!
by Bracecase January 15, 2007
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brachiosaurus

Long necked dinosaur from late Jurassic. An ancestor of Miami Heat power forward/center Chris Bosh.
Did you see the brachiosaurus make that layup.
by dorkynessftw January 13, 2014
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Braccus meas vescimini

Braccus meas vescimini
by Katriddle77 November 19, 2016
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shat brack

Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!

Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!

Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 22, 2006
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chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010
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