Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

boober to the dilf

ranboo’s biggest username mistake 😔✋

boober- a person who has no social life
boober to the dilf- a ‘bet’ ranboo lost with his ‘friends’

by boober69420 April 2, 2022

Barty Boober

One who declines to participate with enthusiasm, especially in the recreational activities of a group

Hadia is such a barty boober every where she goes....she blows biiig time! thekabet goustou!!

by Brixe81 September 16, 2009

boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

Boober

A boomer with particularly large breasts.

Aunt maya is such a boober.

by Jranithian November 15, 2019

Boobers

Boobs. Chesticles if you will.

Guy: Bros guess what I just did
Guy’s Friends: What bro
Guy: I played with some boobers!
Guy’s Friends: *gives high five* Whoa bro!

by Chatzilla28 November 28, 2019

Boober

When you take a regular taxi & get a free ride by showing your boobs.

A-cup: It cost me a $40 can ride to get here.
B-cup: I paid $25 to Uber
C-Cup: I paid 28 to Lyft.
D-cup: I took Boober! Rode for free!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 5, 2020