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Jon Bon Jovi

With Out a Doubt The Sexiest Man In The World! No ONe As Hot! And Part Of One the Best Bands in The World; `Bon jovi; His real name is John Francis BonGiovi, and Writes The Best Lyrics and Music in The World!
Girl 1 : ` I would Totally Do Jon Bon Jovi'
Girl 2; ' He is Hot'
by Danielle Matice March 30, 2009
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Bon Jovi Friday

Noun- When you have off on Friday and you don't do shit on Thursday as a result of this, that Thursday becomes a Bon Jovi Friday.
"Hey, we have a three day weekend! Bon Jovi Friday!"
by P5YCHIC March 31, 2009
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Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)
by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012
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Bon Jovi point

Halfway there.
This is such a long drive, we’ve been on the road for four hours and haven’t reached the Bon Jovi point yet!
by JK Grence December 12, 2022
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Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.
Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band
I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.
Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.
by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022
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