blurbfuscation

When the description or blurb of a book is too vague and confuses you rather than entices you, it is a blurbfuscation. Similar to obfuscation. Blurbfuscation is an indication of poor writing skills and a sign that the book may be equally as unprofessional.

"I was going to read that book, but the description was a complete blurbfuscation. " - Wathman00

by doandroidzdream July 6, 2019

Bluffin

Now bluffing is a universal term that everyone knows. But in Virginia it is commonly used and instead of bluffing its bluffin. Think of how LA ppl says pump faking to call somebody out that they’re not about. Really it’s the way they say the word bluffin like their accent is between north and south so it sounds unique the way they say it.

I’ll come to yo hood and smack tf out of u.
Nigga shut yo bluffin ass. You’s a bluffin ass nigga

by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021

Poplar Bluff Pose

The "poplar bluff pose" is when you're taking a picture, usually of you and one more person, one hand is placed on the outer hip, while the other is around the person next to you. While doing this, you lean back as far as you can thinking it looks cute, when in reality, it looks like your ass is about to fall the fuck over.

Omg, girl, let's take pictures for Facebook because we feel like models.. But wait, we can't forget the Poplar Bluff pose!

by wuhdat October 18, 2012

Lake Bluff

A rich ass town full of hype beasts (who ACTUALLY own Yeezys) and ultra preppy douches. Be prepared to see every guy in Vineyard Vines and khakis, and every girl in Lululemon or Brandy Melville. Honestly the only good part is the parties. The houses are huge and the weed is banging.

I'm so glad I moved away from Lake Bluff.

by wtfareyoudoingwithyourlife December 14, 2018

Pine Bluff

Pine Bluff is a city full of Crips and no lifers that have nun to do with there lifes and is broke down on dey dick

Fuck pine bluff niggas.

by Pmejaybeenotoutside July 13, 2022

Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Flour Bluff

A school district full of copy and paste popular thots, weird anime/role-playing kids, arrogant jocks, annoying theatre kids, and unfunny LOTC kids.

Flour Bluff is just filled to bursting of toxicity.

by concernedostrich December 7, 2019