blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

bloody blunder

A bloody blunder is a person who is clumsy and dim witted or just annoying you.

You bloody blunder just shut up.

by Tahiki May 10, 2022

blunder

you’re resonable rich uncle sheamybo

aye sure ya no the blunder

by yer we man from mc crackens October 8, 2018

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

blunder

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner combined into one meal

I missed my Breakfast and Lunch , so im just gonna have blunder today.

by Faeri_nat April 19, 2024

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021