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bouldering 

referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.
Yo - you bouldering today?

Ya - I be bouldering.

Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.
bouldering by BJE4 August 6, 2010

private blendering 

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.
Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

blunderbugs 

Another term for crabs, an STI characterized by small pubic lice inhabiting ones happy forest down bellow. The "blunder" was having sex with that cheap gas station hooker, and the "bugs" are the little present you get to take home.
Eric: Dude, I was down at the 7-11 yesterday and I met this girl named Destinie

John: And now your dick wont stop itching as though your underwear was suddenly made of steel wool?

Eric: Yeah, how did you...?

John: Blunderbugs, broseph. Go get some good shampoo
blunderbugs by Garblesnarf September 28, 2011

plundering chunks 

puking, uuurrggh!
Oh man I had some bad shit last night & was plundering chunks!

Bouldering 

A type of rock climbing that does not involve ropes. Instead climbers carry around crashpads to fall on because they do not go high enough to hurt themselves.
Because we were going bouldering I had to swap my rope for my crashpad.
Bouldering by Lord of Skies July 17, 2007

Bouldering 

A state of awesomeness. When a person feels indestructible or like they are on top of the world.
"Dude I was so bouldering when I took that exam. I totally aced it"