When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.
by Digglydonna August 24, 2017
by the explainer 69 March 13, 2017
by imonlyanatom December 02, 2010
Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!
by green_girl9 December 03, 2015
When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.
by taint_talk November 24, 2016
A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.
by Mellow123456 October 12, 2011