When papa smurf fucks the living shit out of smurfette bruising her tight little midget pussy until it goes from light blue to a deep dark blue and oozes with white sticky cum.
by Digglydonna August 24, 2017

by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!
by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.
by taint_talk November 23, 2016

A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.
by Mellow123456 October 13, 2011
