a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010
Get the blinker douche mug.The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.
Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.
Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long
Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long
by french dressing December 20, 2009
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Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV April 1, 2011
Get the Turd Blinkers mug."I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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Get the blinker beat mug.The liquid in one's vehicle which causes the turn signals to activate. When one's blinker fluid is empty, the result is the inability to use one's turn signals.
Joe: Damn! I almost hit that SUV that just turned into my lane!
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.
by t_spread April 17, 2006
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