1. that sucks - alternatively, what a bite! for when something really sucks

2. can also be used ironically, especially in conjunction with the word "wow!" or with a space between exclamation points and the word "bite", best utilized in the ironic sense when people are being drama
1. surfer dude: ughh i wanted to get sooo pitted out there today but the barrels were weak!
other dude: aw man what a bite dude

2. annoying student: i totally could've done better on this test if i studied! i only got a 91%!!
other student who is normal: wow! what a bite !!
by Mika&Riley September 16, 2015
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The annoying character in every single zombie movie that chooses to hide his/her zombie bite from the group. This bite usually occurs during a tense combat situation or retreat from zombies while running to a sheltered environment. The bite festers and only turns the recipient of the bite at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT for the group. A "bite hider" will usually respond "oh, just a scratch" when asked by the other members if they're hurt.

Sometimes the bite hider has no idea they will turn into a zombie and some times they do. Both are annoying.
The pregnant woman in the Dawn of the Dead (2004) remake was a "bite hider" - she was aided by her boyfriend in the deception. Her bite festered and she turned - AND - in turn, turned her unborn child into a zombie.

In Resident Evil Extinction (2007), L.J. Wayne (Mike Epps) hides the bite he receives and then turns AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. Yep.
by Necropology February 22, 2012
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a french game which is played like tag, where the goal is to tag the other players on their genitals while saying “chat bite!”
“i’d love to play chat bite with putin one day
by orducommun August 24, 2018
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A sexual act. A woman spreads her legs, and the man proceeds to perform cunnilingus. Then, the woman slams her legs closed, in the style of a crocodile biting someone.

Coined by the It's All It's All Up To You podcast.
Last night my lady gave me a croc bite, and now my neck is in immense pain.
by Your Shark January 5, 2011
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A term used by an individual, usually during working hours, who implies they are going to get some food and will be right back. In reality, this means the person will be gone for a minimum of 60 minutes. Upon return to their work area, the "quick bite" is always followed by an excuse as to why they were gone so long. Aka: running into a friend, helping out a customer, the line was very long at the cafeteria.
(Before leaving) "Hey everybody, I know its busy and I just got in, but I need to go for a quick bite since I won't be able to eat until later on."

(Upon returning): "Sorry everybody that it took so long, but the lines down at the cafeteria were insane today. Plus on the way back, I ran into a friend I haven't seen in ages and we got to chatting. Then there was a customer that needed help, so I offered to assist them.
by Flirty Betty June 27, 2008
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A clam bite is to a woman what a tea bag is to a man. Its to womans verson of the genitals on the face prank.
Ashley got drunk and gave a clam bite to everyone that passed out lastnight.
by Foul mouthed sailor January 12, 2008
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