beef

something you get from cows

cow: do you want beef? you askin for beef?
me: no thank you

by *^_^* August 27, 2005

BEEF

a fight or fighting that usually includes happyslapping,puching kicking and children chanting BEEF BEEf

there was BEEF in school 2day

by www.evlear.piczo.com December 28, 2005

beef

the act of pooping; releasing bodily waste out one's asshole.

I just drank a shitload of Schlitz and now I feel like I'm going to beef everywhere.

by raughton18 October 16, 2010

beef

A boyfriend, a male significant other, the guy you're dating. The term was first coined in Seattle.

boyfriend = bf
bf = bee ef
bee ef = beef

"Have you seen her new beef?"
"Watch out, Jason is a bad beef."

by Meveret Green September 9, 2009

beef

To fail to complete a surfing/skateboarding/snowboarding/biking, stunt, by crashing usually involving bodily harm.

Robby attempted a half air-to-air tick-tack fakey, but he got the willies mid-air, bailed out, and beefed on the quarter-pipe flat. His face was mush.

by Moses March 5, 2004

Beef

A criminal charge.

For instance, a "skin beef" is a sex crime, while a "bum beef" is a false charge.

by SadistiK December 8, 2002

Beef

The male version of a queef. When the fart rolls underneath your balls and escapes out the front.

I just beefed, now my balls smell like fart.

by Novakri April 5, 2015