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Beat up the dumb guy

Yo bro, I am home alone tonight! You know what that means, right? I'm gonna beat up the dumb guy and he can't do anything about it!
by Bouchman May 18, 2022
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national beat up day

by ZeroeXX November 5, 2019
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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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beat up a antifur day

a day on september 4th when anyone can beat up a antifur and they cant fight back
im going to really love beat up a antifur day
by scrungthebung August 10, 2023
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beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.
Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
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beat her guts up

To have sex with a woman in such a way so as to figuratively or literally disrupt her visceral organs. The implication is that the vigor of the activity or size of the penis would extend beyond the usual area of effects.
by fourdee May 15, 2007
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beat up lunch meat

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat
by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010
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