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Beanhead

Similar to a Fuckboy. The kind of guy who spends most of his time at the gym, takes mirror selfies, drinks Carling and white Monster, isn't intelligent, probably slightly misogynistic and mistreats or makes inappropriate comments towards women.

Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"
I wanted to go to the gym this morning, but it was full of beanheads.

I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.
by G.Money9871 April 1, 2025
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Beanhead

A man (typically in his late teens to 30s) who adopts a performative “alpha” persona marked by gym mirror selfies (upper body only), permanent black sportswear, and a diet consisting largely of Monster Energy and Carling. Often associated with blacked-out BMWs or other tastelessly modified cars, an inflated sense of toughness, and online “sigma male” or Andrew Tate–adjacent views.

Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.

Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro
“He squared up to someone over a spilled pint — absolute beanhead behaviour.”
by G.Money9871 January 29, 2026
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Bangheading

The act of headbanging offbeat to such a degree that people starts staring at you, pondering your sanity.
Dude, look at that guy. Is he alright?

Yeah dude, he's probably just musically retarded with that bangheading going on.
by Jones-Bob June 25, 2013
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Bendhead

Any person who is capable of putting their won head up their own arse.
Shut up Smiffy, you ignorant Bendhead
by Lifestock January 9, 2019
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Beavhead

The homosexual ship name between two animated characters named Beavis and Butt-head that aired on MTV; pretty much self-explanatory.
Person A: Dude I ship Beavhead so bad!!
Person B: Like from that show you'll never shut up about...? Aren't they brothers?
Person: No they aren't brothers! Anyway they give each other soft glances guys, trust.
Person B: Um ok.... *walks away awkwardly*
by numberonepaulglazer December 30, 2024
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Beanoed

To painfully hit the ball behind square in cricket, or to York one’s self.
He’s really Beanoed the life out of the ball today
by Joe roots father in-law February 19, 2025
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