Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)

i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021