bitmonkey = in computer related slang, opposite the slang terms used for car mechanics or enthusiasts such as "grease monkey" and "gear head" vb
official title on business card: computer hardware warranty specialist
responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair
personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)
self proclaimed title: bitmonkey
responsibilities of said position: hardware upgrades, building, troubleshooting, diagnostics, repair
personal interest: building "rigs" (rig, defined as the computer tower including internal components), "tweaking" or customizing (modding)
self proclaimed title: bitmonkey
by piklando August 3, 2007
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That (Tyler)uses "bitmoji "what a fag.
by Wackb January 24, 2016
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An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
Best girlfriend: Oh no! What’s wrong girl??! Why are you crying??
Victim: I just broke up with him 😭
Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!
Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
Victim: I just broke up with him 😭
Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!
Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
by joeyIC1101 July 30, 2019
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Something you say when you can't describe something in a sophisticated way. ^^
Something you say when you can't describe something in a sophisticated way. ^^
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