Bayou Balls

The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.

Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.

by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021

Blackout bayou day

December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.

That Jean kids a real boner, he refuses to celebrate blackout bayou day

by Bigskier December 22, 2024

Bayou Butt Buddy

When you go to Taco Bell (or other diarrhea causing fast food) with a buddy on a hot day. Eat way too much and wait for you and your friend to get the sweaty, poop filled, "Bayou Butt". Then you go to town to clean each other with your tongue. You are now Bayou Butt Buddies.

Hey bro you hungry enough to go to Taco Bell and become my Bayou Butt Buddy after we're done at this orgry?

by UrbanSnifferShmello August 27, 2025

Bayou Baboon

A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"

White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"

by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024

Bayou Hucklebuck

A Bayou Hucklebuck is the act of cramming as many live crawfish in the anus of a gypsy woman and then giving her a stiff ass pounding. The pounding can be done with your cock, fist, garden vegetable or sporting equipment.

I’m nice the deed is done a fifth of MD 20/20 is shared between the two as a term of endearment.

For $20 you can get a Bayou Hucklebuck down on Bourbon street, just show up and as for Kenny and Steve.

by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023

Bayou Bear Train

The same as a regular Bear Train but all the men have diarrhea.

Last night turned into a real Bayou Bear Train for Ricky. He spent all night cleaning up.

by FriskyxDingoxx January 21, 2026

Bayou Lip Drip

The Bayou Lip Drip aka Mustache Mud Flap is a beer drinker’s method of adding a spicy finish to every sip of beer.

Step 1: Open a can of beer and remove tab
Step 2: Take tab and dip in beer then dab the tab to wet the area where your mustache contacts the can
Step 3: Dap 1/2 tsp of your favorite Cajun seasoning to the wetted area of the can
Step 4: After a drink, sip the beer/seasoning mixture from your stache for spicy finish.

Is that the devil’s crystal meth on your beer?
No Johnny, that’s a Cajun Mudflap.
You’re buddies thought your light beer was gay so they made you a bayou lip drip

by Adam_Ant86 February 6, 2026