A simpleton. Much like it's relative the redneck or hillbilly, this form of simpleton usually is from Louisiana. They can however come from Florida as well. They are extremely hard to understand and usually lack most brain cells.
by KillerTool88 August 23, 2020
Get the Bayou Billymug. Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"
White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"
White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"
by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024
Get the Bayou Baboonmug. Bayou Butt is a beautiful combo elixir of poop and sweat in the butt. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with swamp ass.
Person A: oh shit. It's so hot, and I just pooped myself. Uh oh!
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
Person B: sounds like someone has a classic case of Bayou Butt.
by planetsleeep October 6, 2016
Get the Bayou Buttmug. The not so distant cousin of "Swamp Ass," Bayou Balls refers to swamp ass that is concentrated in the testicular region, and typically only occurs during the summer months in the south. Side effects may include a cajun spice or vinegary scent coming from below the belt, rash on thighs next to balls, smelly balls, shortness of temper, shortness of breath, and in some rare cases, death of spouse if their face gets too close.
Man, its hotta than a mothafucka outside, done took less than 10 minutes and I have full blown Bayou Balls.
by NastyNate1969 April 7, 2021
Get the Bayou Ballsmug. its like lean except you put molly percocet and lsd in it its sold in texas bayous hence the name bayou bliss
by FemboyPebis July 31, 2021
Get the Bayou blissmug.