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Get the Barista mug.The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
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Get the Haitian Barista Coffee Special mug.The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.
Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?
Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.
Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.
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A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.
A phrase intended for humor - often exchanged between coworkers in the coffee industry - to set apart life experiences and attribute the occupation as the cause of said happenings.
"Last night- I got home. Drank one beer. Ate two cookies. Passed out before 7:30pm. (Because we have to wake up so damn early). Barista lyfe."
"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."
Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.
"You realize if we had to pay for all the caffeine we drink it'd be at least 150 bucks a day, right?" "hahaha!, yeah, barista lyfe."
Four espresso shots are simultaneously pouring. The grinder is running for two more. One drink is getting pretty with latte art. Flavors are flying into cups everywhere. Everything is perfectly coming together. And suddenly you realize your brain has no idea what drink your hands are making. So you shout, "There's a... er... something. It's tasty! At the bar!" Barista Lyfe.
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