Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.
"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"
by nickidel07 March 19, 2016
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Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent
My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.
by Brownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2019
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Newfoundland baptism

The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
by Farvtron September 05, 2023
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Prison Baptism

The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?

No? Why what happened?

He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
by Famallamalam May 25, 2016
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Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.
by tawnyammm January 02, 2014
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chlorine baptism

The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.
Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.
by Terminus_Est September 07, 2012
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Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.
John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"
by I'm not from AriZona June 02, 2020
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