Bangkok Twat 

Eating an Egg Roll out of a woman's Vag

So last nite I definitly got some chicken fried rice and a Bangkok Twat.

Bangkok Twat by Kweave November 6, 2007

Bangkok Rogocki 

Proof that money can buy you everthing.
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".

To wind down from a hectic day of drinking, smoking and Ladyboys, whilst on his "business" trip to Bangkok.

Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki

Bangkok Rogocki by the real sweet-a-bix January 27, 2011

Bangkok Bugaboo 

When you are a U.S. citizen, travelling abroad and you are caught by the local authorities with a prostitute of the same sex who has not reached the age of consent by U.S. law.

"Senator Hoffman found out first hand what a Bangkok Bugaboo is; the Massachusetts senator is facing 20 years in prison after being caught having sex with an 11-year-old boy in the Phillipines."

Bangkok Bugaboo by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006

Bangkok dentist 

The act of taking a partner from behind and at moment of climax taking a toothbrush that you have inserted into your ass and brushing there teeth with the shit covered brush.

watch out for the Bangkok dentist

Bangkok dentist by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

Bangkok Handjob 

when after a ejaculating, a male realises that what he was pleasuring himself to was a transexual

lads, i was a bit drunk last night and gave myself a bangkok handjob

Bangkok Handjob by henrytipple August 14, 2009

Bangkok Blindfold 

When a male or female deliberately ejaculates in someones eyes for the sole purpose of denying them sight momentarily so as to distract them from what ever deprave act is going on unknown to them or is about to happen to them.

Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!

Bangkok Blindfold by Billman99999 December 17, 2008

Bangkok Morning

The morning after sex, you wake up extra early when the woman is asleep. You Jack-off and slap her in the face with your meat. Then when she starts to open her eyes, you blast her in the face and scream "Bangkok Morning!"

I gave Sarah a Bangkok Morning today before I left for work, I hope she didn't mind.

Bangkok Morning by JBry November 2, 2008