The sexiest, most handsome, little, skinny, red dread headed man alive. He can Fo Sho be a smart ass dude, with a short temper, and isn’t much of a people person, but he really cares about all children and deep down is a decent human being with morals. He also has 3 beautiful daughters that love him as much as he does them and a grandson that never fails to show his excitement every time he sees his face, loves The Grateful Dead, has a sweet sense of style with the tendency to influence others in that aspect, and his confidence and intellect take his attractiveness to a whole other level! His soulmate that goes by the name “D” or “gumbalsboo” loves him very much and after nearly 20 years still gets butterflies at times when she sees him. And even though he has a very satisfyingly large penis, and a very soft touch that drives her wild she claims that has nothing to do with her constantly growing obsession with him! He is basically perfect in her eyes and the absolute BEST!
Some random Bitch~ Just glances in gum-bals direction
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
gumbalsboo~Bitch imma kill you, you don’t wanna fuck wit me
by gumbalsboo February 24, 2023
Get the gum-balmug. 
by Ari_clown June 4, 2021
Get the um balmug. Bal is short for Kambal or Baliw. It’s a form of endearment/call sign either means Twin or Crazy ( for each other)
by Barbz142 June 10, 2022
Get the Balmug. 
testletcles lol
by potty humor XD March 24, 2024
Get the balsmug.