Bageled

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

by Frank Albert November 27, 2019

Bagel

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

by GB 23 March 28, 2005

bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 01, 2009

bagel

A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...

What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!

by YoMamma February 23, 2003

bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 06, 2009

bagels

When saying goodbye, you use this word which means PEACE.

Toma : "Alright guys I'm out...peace BAGELS
Matty D: "Make it an Onion!"

by Mt. Sinai April 23, 2006