boston backboard

while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.

the boston backboard is like playing basketball in bed.

by allen bak February 22, 2008

The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.

So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.

by Shoeless October 17, 2005

Backburner Bastard

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.

Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.

by Lacey666 November 30, 2011

smash her backbox in

To indulge in anal sex, or indicate the desire to indulge in anal sex. To take some from behind sexually, anally.

She's fit, i'd like to smash her backbox in. Look at the ass on that, wouldn't you like to smash her backbox in.

by Hypnosid October 22, 2007

backbooth

Real cool club/venue/bar in the downtown Orlando, FL area.

Troy: "All the cool kids are going to backbooth tonight to watch some awesome bands play, are you coming?"
Matt: "Of course."
Troy: "Solid."

by MattTroy Jones June 14, 2006

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.

Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

by McNew Munge 69 June 23, 2016

Devils Backbone

When you're doing her from behind and you bend her feet all the way to her head so her spine breaks and with the blood you draw a pentagram around her body for the sacrifice of the greater good

Hey girl, you want to try the Devils Backbone tonight?
Sure babe, Let's do it!

by Kernn_ August 8, 2017