Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020

Backyard Sports

(Video Game) A fun Sports Videogame Series started in the late 1990's where players play as Children in professional organized sports. These sports include: Hockey, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Basketball, and Skateboarding.

I'm so excited to play the "Backyard Sports" game i got today!

by Backyard Kid February 8, 2012

backyard wrestling

Today, this term is generally used to describe a dangerous and therefore stupid form of "fun" practiced by kids trying to emulate the Professional Wrestlers they see on T.V. But, Professional wrestlers are (1) Highly skilled martial artists (2) Professional stuntment (3) Actors. What they do is a performance, not an actual contest. Everything is planned to assure maximum safety for the participants. Of course, as in all sports and stunt work, sometimes professional wrestlers are REALLY injured, but, most of the time, when they appear to be injured, they are not injured at all.

When I was a kid, in the 60's and 70's, "backyard wrestling" referred to the arts of Throw Wrestling and Submission Wrestling (not to be confused with Throw Fighting and Submission Fighting). These are real sports that require training and rules. Throw Wrestling is similar to Aikido, and Submission Wrestling is similar to JuJitsu. A practicioner of these arts will also be able to defend themself if attacked.

by Rev. Jeff Goven January 21, 2007

Backyard Wrestling

Something that hurts.

Mike: Holy crap, what happened to Frank?

Patrick: He got thrown off a ladder and through a flaming table during backyard wrestling.

by Freakin Frank February 21, 2009

Donut in the backyard

To fuck a girl anally through a donut. jizz on the donut and serve it to her for a tasty treat!

Tiffany really went to town on that "Donut in the backyard" last night!

by Stanky_T May 11, 2010

bunnies in my backyard

A euphemism for when you're someplace with really cheap toilet paper, and it breaks apart and leaves little white toilet paper debris clinging to you.

"Hey man, i don't know if you went to the bathroom here yet, but their toilet paper is really, really cheap! I'm talkin 'bunnies in my backyard'. For reals."

by sdfljsdfoijsdlfjijl April 17, 2010

Russian Backyard

Performing the sexual act of drinking Vodka out of someone’s anus, the manner in which the Vodka is inserted into the anus can vary.

I gave a chick a Russian Backyard last night, I got wasted!!!

by b...man July 5, 2010