Atest from the rock god to test whether or not people actually do appreciate rock/punk/grunge or whether they do it as a poser, a poser would like avril and claim she's a punk rock chick, these people need to be locked in a small room with avril, and annoy each other to death. see; good track killer, stuck up tart, liar.
Avril is such an embarressment to our species, a waste of time space and the money charitable people pay to see her "sing"
by Doug March 04, 2004
1. A washed up loser in desperate need of a bath.
2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).
3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).
4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.
5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.
6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).
7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).
Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
"Ooh! Avril Lavigne's songs sound like horse shit! And she made money! Maybe I could be a singer!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
by Natalja June 27, 2004
A poser girl, who can't sing, can't play guitar, who IS NOT PUNK.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
Avril: I'm a rockchick with an aditude.
by Coco December 27, 2003
As much as I love playing Devil's advocate, I cant bring myself to stand up for her.
A Canadian who hangs out with a group of 'punks' and claims to be able to play the guitar though she just plays 2 chords during the chorus.Claims to be a punk but really stinks, shes not even corparate rock like Good Charlotte(I dont listen to them but I respect them for continuing to play despite them getting bottled), she is manafactured pop, groomed by the music industry for a life of slovenly superstardom.
A Canadian who hangs out with a group of 'punks' and claims to be able to play the guitar though she just plays 2 chords during the chorus.Claims to be a punk but really stinks, shes not even corparate rock like Good Charlotte(I dont listen to them but I respect them for continuing to play despite them getting bottled), she is manafactured pop, groomed by the music industry for a life of slovenly superstardom.
My sister went to the Avril concert and when i went to pick her up the streets were filled with teeny boppers
by Cian December 25, 2004
A bewitching girl or young woman, too beautiful and, arguably, too wise for the world. Appearing naïvely innocent, said person, unintentionally causes the death of several men, who love or lust after her.
by V'negar April 14, 2021
A Canadian. Doesnt write any of her songs. Cant play Guitar. Cant skateboard. Writes shitty pop music, and claims that its punk. She doesnt know what punk is. Made Dickies uncool. Has small boobs. Needs to be shot.
Also see - Kelly Osbourne, faux, poseur, idiot.
Also see - Kelly Osbourne, faux, poseur, idiot.
"OmG LyK aVrIl Iz SoooOoOoO kEwL. LyK lEtS mAkE oUr HaIr StRiGht AnD buY sUM tIeS omFg LolZZZZZZZZZ"
Your such an Avril.
Your such an Avril.
by Rosie February 11, 2004
by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004